Malam 1 Ramadhan haritu, pergi makan ikan siakap masak 3 rasa kat Semeling, Sungai Petani. Saing dengan Putra Azzahir Ajwad Bin Saadon. (Tak salah aku, itula nama penuh beliau)
Bagi yang taktau., ade satu restoran ikan bakar kat Semeling ni. Tepi paya bakau, tepi laut, pemandangan cantekkkk woooo!! (ntah cantek ke idak, aku pun tatau, sebab selalu gi waktu malam je. Andaikanjelah cantekkk)
Waktu sampai, nak cari meja paling tepi, konon boleh menonton riak-riak ombak sambil melayan angin yang sepoi-sepoi bahasa. Tapi takde, semua meja tepi dan diambil orang. Siap ada yang reserved lagi.
Itu bagi aku dan Putra Azzahir Ajwad Bin Saadon. Bagi orang yang suka mengforward sms, mereka mengforward sms amaran menjauhi laut – Tsuamawi, eh, Tsunami.
Bila dapat sms itu dari Saipul, memang 3 rasa je ikan siakap tu. 1.rasa nak balik cepat, 2. rasa tanak makan dah, 3.rasa rugi kalau ikutkanrasa no.2 tadi. Mahal ikan tu! 28 ringgit.
Aku dan berfantasi macam-macam. Aku berfantasi tiang mana yang terhampir untuk dipaut. Putra Azzahir Ajwad bin Saadon berfantasi awek mana yang terhampir untuk diselamatkan. Hampeh!
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Sunday, September 9, 2007
Penyokong Perak Di Darul Aman.
Kalau Kedah-Perlis haritu, aku sokong Kedah. Dan tatkala Kedah menentang Perak, aku bukanlah pengkhianat, aku tetap penyokong Perak. Perak Darul Aman. (Ape? kau ingat Kedah je ke negeri yang aman?)
Cabaran bagi aku kali ini ialah : aku tak bisa menonton final kali ini di kedai roti canai India Muslim bertelevisi bagak. Sebabnya, kalau Perak dapat menjaringkan gol, aku takut tak dapat control volume sorak, dan akan dipandang serong oleh penonton lain. Lebih memburukkan keadaan kalau Perak menang, sudah pasti kerusi plastik milik kedai roti canai itu melayang ke tubuh aku.
Jadi aku tonton sahaja televisi di rumah. Tapi kalah, tiada gol. Sialan!
Notakaki : Kalau Perak menang, pekerja-pekerja di Darul Ridzuan selalunya diberi cuti umum, tak kiralah kau penyokong manapun. Tapi disini, Kedah menang, no cuti. Lagi sekali - Sialan!
Cabaran bagi aku kali ini ialah : aku tak bisa menonton final kali ini di kedai roti canai India Muslim bertelevisi bagak. Sebabnya, kalau Perak dapat menjaringkan gol, aku takut tak dapat control volume sorak, dan akan dipandang serong oleh penonton lain. Lebih memburukkan keadaan kalau Perak menang, sudah pasti kerusi plastik milik kedai roti canai itu melayang ke tubuh aku.
Jadi aku tonton sahaja televisi di rumah. Tapi kalah, tiada gol. Sialan!
Notakaki : Kalau Perak menang, pekerja-pekerja di Darul Ridzuan selalunya diberi cuti umum, tak kiralah kau penyokong manapun. Tapi disini, Kedah menang, no cuti. Lagi sekali - Sialan!
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Post Tentang Babi Lagi. Babi Betul!
Apabila masyarakat babi ingin memusnahkan penduduk Melaka, mereka sepakat (sepakat yang tidak membawa berkat untuk penduduk Melaka). Mereka bersatu hati, berganding bahu, bekerjasama, tanpa mengenal ideologi politik, mencemarkan sungai di Alor Gajah. Mereka berpegang teguh pada motto "Satu Warisan, Satu Matlamat", walaupun berwarisan masyarakat babi itu tidak merdeka, dikurung oleh pembela dan pembela mereka. Babi betul!
Tapi, apabila penduduk Melaka dalam misi memusnahkan masyarakat babi, sebaliknya berlaku. Tidak satu matlamat, walaupun 50 tahun merdeka.
Pening masyarakat babi melihat tingkahlaku manusia yang tidak bertamadun (tidak bertamadun dalam dunia babi..)
Rujukan : MURID PERISAI PERTAHAN BABI
"Antara agensi terbabit dengan operasi bersepadu itu ialah polis, Rela, Imigresen, Jabatan Veterinar, Tenaga Nasional Berhad (TNB), Jabatan Alam Sekitar, Majlis Perbandaran Alor Gajah (MPAG), Jabatan Kerja Raya (JKR) dan Jabatan Hal Ehwal Orang Asli Melaka/Negeri Sembilan.
Difahamkan lebih 2,000 anggota terbabit dalam operasi bersepadu sejak jam 2 pagi semalam dan jumlah ini tidak termasuk anggota polis dan Rela."
Tapi, apabila penduduk Melaka dalam misi memusnahkan masyarakat babi, sebaliknya berlaku. Tidak satu matlamat, walaupun 50 tahun merdeka.
Pening masyarakat babi melihat tingkahlaku manusia yang tidak bertamadun (tidak bertamadun dalam dunia babi..)
Rujukan : MURID PERISAI PERTAHAN BABI
"Antara agensi terbabit dengan operasi bersepadu itu ialah polis, Rela, Imigresen, Jabatan Veterinar, Tenaga Nasional Berhad (TNB), Jabatan Alam Sekitar, Majlis Perbandaran Alor Gajah (MPAG), Jabatan Kerja Raya (JKR) dan Jabatan Hal Ehwal Orang Asli Melaka/Negeri Sembilan.
Difahamkan lebih 2,000 anggota terbabit dalam operasi bersepadu sejak jam 2 pagi semalam dan jumlah ini tidak termasuk anggota polis dan Rela."
Teknologi Nano / Nanotechnology
Andai kau mempunyai produk untuk dipasarkan, apakata kau gunakan perkataan ini : Teknologi Nano.
Waema produk apa sekalipun, berus jamban misalnya, kau promosikan berus jamban kau atas nama teknologi ni. Janganlah kau promosikan atas dasar “gred peperiksaan” sebab berus jamban tak digunakan ketika peperiksaan.
Sesetengah hanya menggunakan perkataan “nano”, walaupun tiada teknologi nano terlibat secara langsung atau tidak. Contoh paling mudah: Ipod nano. Kau gunala : “Berus Jamban Nano”.
Jom usha segelintir produk nano yang ada di bumi Mesia:
Pencuci Muka Nano
Penapis Air Nano
Penjimat Minyak Nano
Korset Nano pun ader jugak??
Tapi, tau tak kau orang produk yang mula-mula menggunakan teknologi nano. Itu adalah :
Waema produk apa sekalipun, berus jamban misalnya, kau promosikan berus jamban kau atas nama teknologi ni. Janganlah kau promosikan atas dasar “gred peperiksaan” sebab berus jamban tak digunakan ketika peperiksaan.
Sesetengah hanya menggunakan perkataan “nano”, walaupun tiada teknologi nano terlibat secara langsung atau tidak. Contoh paling mudah: Ipod nano. Kau gunala : “Berus Jamban Nano”.
Jom usha segelintir produk nano yang ada di bumi Mesia:
Pencuci Muka Nano
Penapis Air Nano
Penjimat Minyak Nano
Korset Nano pun ader jugak??
Tapi, tau tak kau orang produk yang mula-mula menggunakan teknologi nano. Itu adalah :
Yeah! Behold! The power of Nanotechnology!
Gula-gula nano-nano telah lama mengula-gulakan teknologi nano sejak berabad lamanya. Wakekekek!!! Rasanya Rame!!!! (Indon pic ma..)
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
Persona Got Two Oil Tanks! Wow!
Got this one from forwarded e-mail. Photo of Persona's speedometer. Look at the pic very closely-ah!
1. you still can control your pride (As the say :"Our new Pride" - Persona)
2. You didnt hit the tunnel wall
3. There are no Express Bus (Berjenama "Super" that killed passengger recently) behind you.
Now can you see what the can-see defect means?
FMEA, QC, SOP, TS is not only to be written on papers, vendors!
Cheers labrat!
Nota Kaki:
My lecturers must be proud of me because after all the 4 years of susah payah of teaching my semi-disfuctional brain, I used what the tought only to blog! Hahaha!!
Yes sir! Persona got two oil gauge meter. This mean that persona had two oil tanks! Wow!
Just like Delorean used by Mcfly in Back To The Future movie - got two source of power : oil and uranium (but of course persona's are both oil)
Well maybe one of them is for biofuel and the other one is for ordinary fuel. Great isnt it?
Or maybe, the tank is divided into two - to the right and left, so that you can fill up the petrol in petrol station easier - dont have to pull the petrol hose to the other side of the car anymore. Wow! what an engineering! That is the purpose of engineer isnt it? To make our life easier.
Haha... No la. I search through internet and found that the defect is because of the mistake make by the proton one of the vendor. they mistakely put the oil meter instead of temperature meter. This pic is taken at the proton showroom on the day that the persona been launch and they had no other cars to change. ( yeah rite!)
What a silly mistake! How can you show this defect car to the people Plotong? Have no one realise it? From the vendor, to the assembly line, to the QC to the showroom, not a single homo-sapien realise it? dont they have any SOP to check it? Or everyone just saying "tak-pa".
Yeah maybe you think that this is only a small (small?) and minor defect. (what a typicall malaysian you are! 50th years ol-ready ma!). Think twice. This is a can-see defect.
What about the things that you cannot see? Internal strees, weld line (to those who know it) in the moulded plastic part maybe. You dont want the dashboard sudenlly fall apart when you park under the sun in this nice weather in Malaysia for a long time, dont you?
That didnt scare you?
Imagine this. You are doing 120km/h in the blood sucking PLUS highway. Going to Ipoh from Taiping (I love Tiaping! Haha!) going through the tunnel. Suddenly the windscreen became "retak seribu" and fall into pieces -a catatrosphic failure just like Titanic. You are lucky if and only if:
Just like Delorean used by Mcfly in Back To The Future movie - got two source of power : oil and uranium (but of course persona's are both oil)
Well maybe one of them is for biofuel and the other one is for ordinary fuel. Great isnt it?
Or maybe, the tank is divided into two - to the right and left, so that you can fill up the petrol in petrol station easier - dont have to pull the petrol hose to the other side of the car anymore. Wow! what an engineering! That is the purpose of engineer isnt it? To make our life easier.
Haha... No la. I search through internet and found that the defect is because of the mistake make by the proton one of the vendor. they mistakely put the oil meter instead of temperature meter. This pic is taken at the proton showroom on the day that the persona been launch and they had no other cars to change. ( yeah rite!)
What a silly mistake! How can you show this defect car to the people Plotong? Have no one realise it? From the vendor, to the assembly line, to the QC to the showroom, not a single homo-sapien realise it? dont they have any SOP to check it? Or everyone just saying "tak-pa".
Yeah maybe you think that this is only a small (small?) and minor defect. (what a typicall malaysian you are! 50th years ol-ready ma!). Think twice. This is a can-see defect.
What about the things that you cannot see? Internal strees, weld line (to those who know it) in the moulded plastic part maybe. You dont want the dashboard sudenlly fall apart when you park under the sun in this nice weather in Malaysia for a long time, dont you?
That didnt scare you?
Imagine this. You are doing 120km/h in the blood sucking PLUS highway. Going to Ipoh from Taiping (I love Tiaping! Haha!) going through the tunnel. Suddenly the windscreen became "retak seribu" and fall into pieces -a catatrosphic failure just like Titanic. You are lucky if and only if:
1. you still can control your pride (As the say :"Our new Pride" - Persona)
2. You didnt hit the tunnel wall
3. There are no Express Bus (Berjenama "Super" that killed passengger recently) behind you.
Now can you see what the can-see defect means?
FMEA, QC, SOP, TS is not only to be written on papers, vendors!
Cheers labrat!
Nota Kaki:
My lecturers must be proud of me because after all the 4 years of susah payah of teaching my semi-disfuctional brain, I used what the tought only to blog! Hahaha!!
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